My client was steady for 6 months when he learnt a few things about his precious Karen. Turns out she has a well-documented history of fucking around. She’s the kind of slut, rumor went, that needed LOTSA dicks.

This idiot actually came to me to prove everybody wrong. I don’t know if he thought he had the magic cock that keeps women on their knees in worship, but he was convinced that Karen was happy with monogamy.

He even gave her the keys to his place. I bugged the hell out of his bedroom and waited for Karen to live up to her reputation as a skank...